Am I alone in finding this story terrifying? Seems to me that this throws serious doubt on the alleged weight-loss properties of lettuce. But let me ask you this Newsround…whatever happened to Roberto?? The world of jumbo rabbits is clearly a fickle place – but some of us remember.
What is this insatiable desire to find bigger and bigger rabbits? I fear that behind it all is John Craven, with a napkin round his neck and traces of rabbit pie on his chin.
The fickleness of large rabbit lovers has been well documented in my travels.>The large rabbit lover I speak of was both a lover of large rabbits and a large person.>I never got to find out whether he was a large lover, before he passed from my life.>He was one of my mother’s numerous squeezes, back in the day when her squeezes we numerous. But he didn’t last much longer than a sit down and a glass of wine.>He was a paramedic. The kind who sits at the side of the road in an ambulance, eating donut upon donut, waiting to be sent off to resuscitate an unfortunate in a nearby part of town.>In his leisure time he moonlighted as a vet-paramedic, and was called upon to go to a secret location in, I think, Hertfordshire, where the BBC was filming the phenomenon of the day, The Teletubbies.>For that show, they utilized the largest rabbits they could find, so that Teletubby Land had that storybook quality.>Only, he said, these rabbits, because they were so huge, had terrible heart problems. So we had to keep injecting them before every shooting day so they could survive the experience.>They used to lose no end. It was the rabbit killing fields. He seemed pretty nonplussed about it.>He was equally nonplussed when he stood my mother up the very next time they were due to go out. It was a close call for her, I think.
Leave rabbit lovers alone. It’s the dog lovers you need to be wary of. I used to work with a girl (lets call her Rowena) who had a three-legged rescue dog (i.e she had rescued it from a refuge. The dog – or bitch to be correct – was ineffective for any type of rescue herself, having only three legs.) One day, out of curiosity, dog-loving Rowena tasted the lactating ladydog’s breast milk.
Squirrels, editors, now rabbits -what’s all this about? >>Come on, lay off the rodents.
Do you live in fear of all living things?